You know, you really are a weirdo. Sweet!

你真是个怪胎 可爱的怪胎！

Stay away from him, he looks like a weirdo.

离那家伙远一点。他看起来很古怪。

I mean, maybe not about ducks. I'm not a weirdo.

也许不是因为鸭子 我没那么奇怪。

Yeah, and I found you one too, who is not a weirdo.

我也找了一个不是怪胎的人。

By being my girlfriend, she's saying you're a weirdo, too.

因为做我的女朋友，她说你也是怪咖。

And frankly... who can strike some people as being kind of a weirdo.

而且老实说，这个人在别人眼里还是个奇葩。

Why would our guy be a weirdo? -Because that's just your taste.

为什么我们的人是怪胎？ -你们的品味就是那样。

He called you guys weirdos for putting that painting up, so I called him a weirdo.

他叫你们是怪胎，因为这幅画，所以我才叫他怪胎的。

She's such a weirdo and I'm a weirdo in like the, used to perform autopsies on little animals when I was younger.

她真是个怪人，我也是个怪人，我年轻的时候经常给小动物做尸检。

Well, not without cereal. What am I, a weirdo?

- 好吧， 不是没有麦片。我是什么怪人？

Do tell. - Think I was kind of a weirdo.

- 一定要告诉。- 认为我是个怪人。

Otherwise stop being such a weirdo about everything.

否则就不要对任何事情都那么怪异了。

What's it like being such a weirdo?

像这样的怪人是什么感觉？

Clearly these women think you're just a weirdo.

显然这些女人认为你只是个怪人。

(laughs) Sorry I'm holding my laptop like a weirdo.

（笑）抱歉，我像个怪人一样拿着我的笔记本电脑。

In a way, for me, I was such a freak and a weirdo.

从某种程度上来说，我是一个怪物，一个怪人。

Yeah and I I found you one too, who is not a weirdo.

菲比：是的，我也找到了你，他不是怪人。

You don't get to call him a weirdo.

你不准叫他怪咖。

But I'm a weirdo because I only like to eat them when they're folded.

但我是个怪人，因为我只喜欢把它们折叠起来吃。

Chandler: Why would our guy be a weirdo?

钱德勒：为什么我们的家伙会是个怪人？