Those two dingdongs seem pretty calm about the whole thing.

这俩傻子看着很淡定啊。

I wrapped it myself in the office, and then, like a dingdong, I left it there, so... Whoa, sparkly.

我亲手在办公室包装的，然后像个傻子一样把礼物忘在那了，所以...闪闪惹人爱啊。

The reason why they're not twins is because when I was 13, I took a razor and just shaved a chunk out of my eyebrow like an absolute dingdong.

他们不是双胞胎的原因是因为在我 13 岁的时候，我拿了一把剃刀， 把我的眉毛剃掉了一大块， 就像一个绝对的叮咚。