No, no, you save your apologies for after you've had disappointing coitus with Penny.

不不，道歉留着，等你和佩妮交媾表现不好时再用吧。

After a little scary coitus, they should be fast asleep and then we'll incept him.

Morty 太好了 Morty, this is perfect.再来场恐怖爱爱他们就要睡觉了 然后我们就到他的梦里去。

Why wasn't it a real proposal? He asked her during coitus.

为什么呢? 他在交媾时问的。

Okay. As long as it doesn't end with us having coitus with him, I'm in.

行，只要最后我们不需要跟他滚床单，我就加入。

Very well. I know you've been seeing other men. Have you had coitus with any of them?

好的，我知道你有跟别的男人约会，你跟他们之中任何一人交媾过了吗？

You have got to be kidding me. Not at all. Frequent coitus dramatically increases the odds of fertilization.

你开什么国际玩笑啊。完全不是。频繁的交媾激增受精的几率。

Interesting. So it went beyond the mere fact of coitus to a " blow by blow, " as it were.

真有意思 人们开始不满足于" 上床" 的字面意思 发展到要咱俩“越吹越爽”的细节了。

And no. I just wasn't sure of the proper protocol now that you and Leonard are no longer having coitus.

不是 我只是不确定用哪种社交礼节 因为你和莱纳德如今不交媾了。

Artsy, but accessible-- then light petting, no coitus.

文艺一点但不要那么深奥 然后轻轻的抚摸 不发生性关系。

Question... will we be engaging in coitus tonight?

提问... 今晚我们是否会有性行为？

You sounded in distress. I was worried something unpleasant was happening to you. Like a murder. Or spontaneous coitus with Leonard.

听起来你很痛苦，我担心你是不是遇到了麻烦。比如有人要谋杀你，或者是莱纳德突然找你滚床单。

Well, if you hate it, then why are you doing it? Although I could ask the same question about coitus with Leonard.

如果你讨厌，干嘛还要做呢？当然我对你和莱纳德滚床单这件事也有同样的问题。

I know we took coitus off the table, but I was wondering how you feel about other forms of intimacy, such as snuggling.

我知道我们说不上床的但是我在想其他的亲密行为比如抱抱你能接受吗。

Yes. This is Dr. Sheldon Cooper. Is this the Zack Johnson who used to have coitus with my neighbor Penny? Sorry to bother you.

你好 我是谢尔顿·库珀博士 请问你是扎克·强生吗 和我邻居佩妮交媾的那个 抱歉打扰了。

Leonard, there's no reason to feel uncomfortable just because we've seen each other's faces and naked bodies contorted in the sweet agony of coitus.

兰纳德没什么好尴尬的，我们只不过看着对方的脸和裸体，在性交的甜蜜和痛苦中扭曲而已。

I'm not anticipating coitus. So she's available for coitus? Can we please just stop saying " coitus" ? Technically, that would be " coitus interrupts."

我没准备跟她交媾。那她可以跟别人交媾？能不能别用“交媾”这个词？用术语来说就是交媾中止。

I didn't want you to think that I would think that you were the sort of woman who would engage in coitus simply because I cooked you a Szechuan dinner.

我不想让你认为我会觉得你是那种就因为我做了一顿四川菜就和我做爱的女人。