Oh, is this, uh, is this chili dog?

哦，这是，呃，这是辣椒热狗吗？

Nothing else is gonna top the chili dog.

没有什么比辣椒热狗更好的了。

Nope. The chili dog was the bomb.

没有。 辣椒狗是炸弹。

But wee still stopping for chili dogs first.

不过 我们还是会先买辣热狗的。

I see they've even got a chili dog buffet, and just the sight of it makes me want to sit on a toilet.

我看到他们还有辣热狗自助，光是看到这画面就让我想去厕所喷射。