What is your zombie apocalypse survival philosophy?

你的丧尸启示录生存哲学是什么？

" Does Spider-Man survive the zombie apocalypse? "

蜘蛛侠在僵尸末日中活下来了吗？

Shelves resemble scene from zombie apocalypse.

货架类似于《僵尸启示录》中的场景。

It's like a fricking zombie apocalypse of cheese.

这就像奶酪的僵尸启示录。

This is not the opening scene of a zombie apocalypse movie.

这并不是殭屍世界末日电影的开场。

I mean, to me that would be worse than the zombie apocalypse.

对我来说，那比殭屍世界末日还惨。

Another time it was actually his bunker to hide from the zombie apocalypse.

有一次，这个盒子成了 他得以躲过僵尸侵袭的掩体。

If there's a zombie apocalypse-I know, just roll with it for a second.

如果发生僵尸大爆发—我知道, 只是以往万一。

Let's briefly zoom in on one of the most popular survival situations: the zombie apocalypse.

让我们暂时聚焦于最受欢迎的求生境遇之一：“僵尸末日”。

The silver lining though, is that people with anxiety are the ones most prepared for surviving the zombie apocalypse.

不过，有一线希望的是，焦虑的人是最能在僵尸末日中生存下来的人。

[Child] But Mom, it's a zombie apocalypse!

- [孩子] 但是妈妈，这是僵尸末日！

My favorite episode is about the zombie apocalypse.

我最喜欢的一集是关于僵尸启示录的。

Do you think any plan could really stop a zombie apocalypse?

你认为任何计划都能真正阻止僵尸末日吗？

99% of the world's population would succumb to the zombie apocalypse.

世界上 99% 的人口将屈服于僵尸末日。

But what I keep thinking is that we're in a zombie apocalypse movie.

但我一直在想， 我们正处在一部僵尸末日电影中。

I love that comment you made about being spiritual and then also zombie apocalypse.

我喜欢你关于精神和僵尸启示录的评论。

Well, they absolutely think that they're the good guys in the zombie apocalypse movie. Right?

好吧，他们绝对认为他们是僵尸启示录电影中的好人。正确的？

This is WHAT IF, and here's what would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse.

这就是假设，如果有僵尸末日，将会发生什么。

Let me remind everybody -- this is not the zombie apocalypse, it's not a mass extinction event.

让我提醒大家——这不是僵尸末日，也不是大规模灭绝事件。

I don't think that's what you meant, but I don't think a zombie apocalypse is spiritual.

我不认为这是你的意思，但我不认为僵尸启示录是精神上的。