Slightly-wow! Okay, hold on. It's like a vibrator for your nose. That's all it is.

稍微－－哇! 好，等等。这就像是鼻子的震动器。它就是。

They said I couldn't use my vibrator.

他们说我不能使用振动器。

Sounds like somebody just got their first vibrator?

看来有人买了第一支按摩棒？

(Laughter and applause)I had a vibrator in my carry-on, because I would.

（笑声和掌声）我的随身行李里有一个振动器，因为我会的。

Samantha instantIy estabIished herseIf... as the Michiko Kakutani of vibrators.

莎曼珊马上让自己成为 按摩棒界的蜜奇可卡库塔妮。

Wait, why is everybody holding vibrators?

等下 大家干嘛都拿着振动棒？

Baby, that's sweet. Now, maybe in the Dominican Republic people like to share vibrators...

或许在其他国家 人们喜欢共用按摩棒。

Oh, comn on. If you're going to get a vibrator, at least get one called ''the horse''.

哦，继续。如果你打算买一个振动器，至少买一个叫做“马”的。

A vibrator doesn't send you flowers. You can't take it to meet your mother.

也不会送你花 你总不能带它回家见你妈吧？

This thing right here, okay, it is, I'm gonna be honest, it is a vibrator, it is, it is a vibrator.

这个东西就在这里，好吧，老实说，它是一个振动器，它是一个振动器。

For example, a new set of curtains and a curtain rod surely will cost more than the vibrator I've been eyeing.

例如，一套新窗帘和一根窗帘杆肯定会比我一直盯着的振动器贵。

Currently, my 673 points are enough to buy myself the vans and a new vibrator-- yes, I have a vibrator on that list-- and still have enough left over to buy the heated comb.

目前，我的 673 分足以给自己买货车和一个新的振动器——是的，我在那个清单上有一个振动器——还有足够的钱来买加热梳子。

I went into a pub and this guy saw me coming a mile off and gave me this spiel about UFOs and then was saying it was the, another woman who was in the pub had left her vibrator on upstairs.

我走进一家酒吧， 这个人看到我离我一英里远， 就给我讲了一段关于不明飞行物的故事， 然后说那是，酒吧里的另一个女人把她的振动器留在了楼上。