I'm also not gonna poo-poo McDonald's soft serve.

我也挺喜欢麦当劳的软冰淇淋。

Yes, I know the machines are often broken but it is some good soft serve y'all.

是的，我知道那儿的机器经常坏掉，但这个软冰淇淋很不错。

But it's the helix design of it which is unique that kind of reminded me of soft serve ice cream.

不过这栋建筑独特的螺旋状设计让我想起了甜筒冰淇淋。

Whoo, I love that place. Best soft serve in the city.

哇哦 我喜欢那 那里有这个城市里最好的霜淇淋。

So I decided to buy a soft serve machine, which for the record, was very rebellious at the time.

所以我决定买一台软发球机，郑重声明，这在当时是非常叛逆的。

It probably took a gelato time to cone those skills and more of a soft touch than a soft serve.

可能需要冰淇淋时间来磨练这些技能，并且更多的是柔软的触感而不是柔软的发球。

After I was absolutely stuffed, I would still find room for some soft serve ice cream and a glorious bowl of clam chowder.

在我完全吃饱之后，我仍然会找地方吃一些软冰淇淋和一碗美味的蛤蜊浓汤。