Because I have seen some mean women with their mean vice grips on top of my head.

因为我见过一些粗暴的女人用她们粗暴的钳子捯饬我的头发。

Because the world is held in a vice grip by the algorithms of a few companies that operate on this bizarre business model in which they make money from people who hope to manipulate other people using behavior modification techniques.

因为世界被少数公司的算法所控制，这些公司以这种奇怪的商业模式运作，在这种模式下，他们从希望使用行为修改技术操纵他人的人那里赚钱。