I told you I was ordering you something for valentine's day.

我说了我是在给你订情人节礼物嘛。

Well, if you like that, you should wait till valentine's day.

如果你喜欢这样的，你可以等到情人节再来。

I know it sounds crazy I just I couldn't let myself ruin your valentine's day.

我不能让我自己毁掉你的情人节。

Oliver asks Dear Blocko What are you getting me for valentines day?

奥利弗问亲爱的布洛克，情人节你送我什么礼物？

That sounds like an absolutely awful valentine's day.

听上去这是个极其糟糕的情人节呀。

Who is showering you with gifts on valentine's day?

你那堆积如山的情人节礼物要从何而来呢？

Stan, you know it's almost valentine's day. - I know.

斯坦 情人节快到了哦 -我知道。

I mean, it's valentine's day, and she has nothing.

今天是情人节啊 她啥都没有。

And it's not really how I imagined spending my valentine's day.

跟我想象中度过情人节的方式不大一样。

His last good valentine's day was in high school--with you.

他最后一个美妙的情人节是在高中时代 是和你。

They're watching violent and depressing movies, because they both hate valentine's day.

他们正在看暴力压抑的电影，因为他俩都不喜欢情人节。

Yeah, a guy wants to hang out with a girl on valentine's day, he likes her.

是啊 如果一个男生想和一个女生一起过情人节 那他就是喜欢她。

I don't think I've had a real date on valentine's day since, uh, since high school with... well, Serena.

那年之后 我就再没好好过过情人节就是高中那会儿 和瑟琳娜。

Do you have any idea how cheesy it is to ask a girl out for a first date on valentine's day?

你难道不知道第一次约一个姑娘就选在情人节晚上是件很没谱的事情吗？

I mean, I always thought that I'd spend valentine's day with Grace for the rest of my life, and here I am.

我一直以为我接下来人生中的情人节都会和格蕾丝一起过 但现在就我一个人。

I've tolerated a lot from you over the years, but nothing could justify the humiliation that you put me through on valentine's day.

这些年我已经受够你对我的羞辱，但是情人节那天你对我的羞辱超过了我能承受的底线。

I know I promised you all I'd expose a giant secret today, and I didn't deliver, but isn't that what valentine's day is all about...

我知道我承诺今天要爆出一个惊天秘密，而我却没有，但是情人节不就是。

Right, because this is all really just a favor to me and not a convoluted way for you to keep your eye on Raina and Chuck on valentine's day?

好吧 我去只是因为举手之劳并不是去帮你去监视蕾娜和恰克情人节在干什么？

Really, if you could arrange for it to rain, or run after her to the airport in the rain, but somehow end up on top of the empire state building on valentine's day, that'd be best.

真的 如果你能在情人节那天，安排一场倾盆大雨 或是在雨中一路追她，追到机场 结果两人却双双出现在帝国大厦的楼顶上 那就最好不过啦。