You can wear terrible shirts and grow more fat, And eat three pounds of sausages at a go, Or only bread and pickle for a week, And hoard pens and pencils and beermats and things in boxes.

什么难看我穿什么，长几斤肉又算什么，饿了我就一口气吞三斤香肠，要么呢，我就一整个礼拜，天天面包就泡菜，我爱好收藏；看到谁的钢笔、铅笔、啤酒垫子什么的好看都往我的小盒子里装。