Luke, we have to go to that bar mitzvah.

卢克 我们必须参加那个成年礼。

It's not unlike your standard bar mitzvah.

跟标准的犹太成年礼大同小异啦。

Can you believe this is my first bar mitzvah?

你敢相信这是我第一次参加犹太男孩成年礼吗？

Mom? My bar mitzvah bonds. How much do I got? Thanks.

妈妈？我的成年礼红包拿了多少？谢谢。

What do you mean, it's bar mitzvah season? There's no such thing.

什么叫" 受戒仪式" 季？哪有这说法。

Well, let's just say it was the most vicious bar mitzvah speech in the history of Temple Beth El.

好吧，相当于是说这是贝赛尔教会，史上最恶毒的犹太人成年礼演讲。

Sidebar -- bar mitzvah season is approaching.

顺便说一声 成人礼就要到了。

I had a backwards bar mitzvah here for my 31st birthday.

- 我 31 岁生日时在这里举行了一次倒退的成年礼。

Or did you jump into the hora at that bar mitzvah one time?

或者你有没有一次在成人礼上跳进 hora？

Closed for joseph nitzberg's bar mitzvah.

因为约瑟芬·尼兹伯格的受戒仪式关闭。

I already have a unicorn baptism and a leprechaun bar mitzvah.

P我要给一头独角兽和妖精洗礼。

I laid out half my bar mitzvah bonds to get it.

我花掉一半的成年礼基金买的呢。

You're gonna say something worse than the bar mitzvah remark?

你要说些比成年礼更糟糕的话吗？

It's a bar mitzvah in one of our faith-friendIy function rooms.

这是在我们的信仰自由间里。

Yes, but you don't have to lose to Kyle Bernstein's bar mitzvah party.

可也不能输给那啥Kyle火焰队啊。

This gave his son enough time to celebrate his bar mitzvah, go with his family to Hawaii, and see a brother be born.

这让他的儿子有足够的时间来庆祝自己的受戒礼、跟家人去夏威夷、见证自己亲弟弟的降生。

It was so much easier at my bar mitzvah. The old people just came up to you, pinched your cheek and handed you a savings bond.

受戒仪式都没这么痛苦 那些老家伙也就捏捏你的小脸蛋 就把储蓄债券给了你。

I can't be this close to having all my dreams come true only to have them yanked away by one transgression at a stranger's bar mitzvah.

我从未离梦想如此之近 绝不能因为我婚前和其他有男生越礼之举就轻言放弃。

I dropped out of Hebrew school as a kid, so I turned this whole space into a full bar mitzvah nightclub, so you can really do a lot here.

我小时候从希伯来语学校辍学，所以我把整个空间变成了一个完整的成人礼夜总会，所以你真的可以在这里做很多事情。