Well, bagels in New York tastes great, love bagels.

嗯，纽约的百吉饼味道很好，我喜欢百吉饼。

So, generally, we do not cut our bagels.

我们通常不切自己家的贝果。

Well, despite the yummy bagels and palpable tension...I got pants needed to be altered.

尽管有美味的面包，与浓厚的紧张气氛… … 我要去改裤子了。

New York started manufacturing bagels before Montreal.

纽约生产贝果的时间点比蒙特利尔来得更早。

But let me tell you how I do my bagels.

我来告诉你我是怎么做贝果的。

Am I cooking the everything bagels scrambled eggs?

我做的都是百吉饼炒蛋吗？

If you want a regular bagel, you can go anywhere.

你可以在很多地方买到贝果。

Hey, hey. Can I get in on that floor bagel?

你地上捡的百吉饼分我一半好吗？

Marcus ate his cheese sandwich and Darcy ate her bagel.

马可吃着他的起司三明治，达希吃着她的贝果。

But, as I said, not all microorganisms are bad. In fact, without them, we wouldn't have pizza bagels!

但是，正如我说的，不是所有的微生物都是有害的。实际上，没有微生物我们就不会有披萨百吉饼了。

Jobs began warning friends of the mucus dangers lurking in their bagels.

乔布斯开始提醒朋友们，他们的百吉饼中也隐藏着黏液的危险。

It included foods like baked potato chips, turkey bacon and bagels with cream cheese.

这些食物包括烤土豆片、火鸡培根和奶油芝士百吉饼。

The place where bagels reign supreme, and are a cut above the rest.

一个提到贝果就会想到的城市。

And then, lately, I've been doing a bagel.

最近，我一直在做贝果。

I try to eat whole grain bread or bagels or something that's dark.

我吃全麦面包，或者百吉饼，或者是全麦的其他食物。

You had just eaten a poppyseed bagel and had one stuck in your teeth.

你当时刚吃完罂粟籽贝果，牙缝还卡了一粒罂粟籽。

Because it turns out, there's something that could rock New York and its precious bagels to the core.

因为有一个城市，正以惊人的速度撼动纽约贝果之都的响亮称号。

Welcome to Los Angeles, where we have beautiful weather, beautiful celebrities, and terrible bagels, I'm sorry.

欢迎来到洛杉矶，在这里我们有宜人的气候，漂亮的名人，以及难吃的贝果，不好意思。

Or, follow your nose to one of the city’s many wood fired ovens and try a real Montreal bagel.

或循着市内木炉的气味，试嚐真正的蒙特利尔贝果。

The end result is delizioso. In truth, it tastes much more like a crunchy pizza bagel.

最后会生产出美味的披萨。事实上，吃起来的感觉更像是脆脆的披萨百吉饼。