H-hey, would you like to try a calzone? No? Okay. Whew! Ohhhh.

嘿，要试试烤馅饼嘛？不要？好吧。哇！哦。

That becomes kind of a big deal in history, paving the way, as it does, for modern warfare and arena rock pyrotechnics, and— ohhhh, THAT’S WHY. Not so dark after all.

这成为历史上的一件大事，为现代战争和竞技场摇滚烟火铺平了道路， 而且——哦， 这就是原因。 毕竟没那么黑。