You read that in a fortune cookie?

你在幸运饼干里面读到的吧?

You called me here to preach fortune cookie philosophy?

你叫我来就为了跟我讲这些没谱的哲学?

Please. You're really calling dibs on fortune cookies now?

给我，你现在对幸运饼干都要宣布所有权了？

The fortune cookie as we know, it was invented right here in San Francisco.

我们所知道的幸运饼干就是在旧金山发明的。

That might sound like an empty platitude — the stuff of fortune cookies and bad self-help books.

这听起来像是空洞的陈词滥调，像是幸运饼干和糟糕的自助书籍。

Do they have fortune cookies in China?

他们在中国有幸运饼干吗？

It's Chinese! We have some fortune cookies.

- 是中国人！我们有一些幸运饼干。

Something you would kind of like find inside of a fortune cookie?

您想在幸运饼干里找到什么东西吗？

Where'd you get that from, a fortune cookie?

这话你从哪听来的 幸运饼干吗？

Kinda looks like fortune cookies. If it's fish I'm gonna be really sad.

有点像幸运饼干。 如果是鱼，我会很伤心。

No one really knows exactly how, when, or where fortune cookies were invented.

没有人真正知道幸运饼干是如何、何时、何地发明的。

258.- How's the little fortune cookie? - Ah, she-she's good. She's good.

小家伙怎么样 -她很好 她很好。

(plate and glass being put on table) - Wait a minute, this looks like the inside of a fortune cookie.

（盘子和玻璃杯放在桌子上） - 等一下，这看起来像幸运饼干的内部。

When I was little my grandparents owned a Chinese restaurant and I was go in the back and, you know, steal fortune cookies or whatnot.

我小的时候，我爷爷奶奶开了一家中餐馆，我就去后面偷幸运饼干什么的。

Fortune cookies are so popular that two American cities, San Francisco and Los Angeles, once fought for the right to be the home of fortune cookies.

幸运饼干非常受欢迎，以至于美国的两个城市旧金山和洛杉矶曾一度争夺幸运饼干的产地权。

No matter where fortune cookies were from, it is hard to imagine finishing a Chinese meal without opening this sweet, crispy treat and reading the message in it.

无论幸运饼干来自哪里，都很难想象吃完一顿中餐后不打开这个香甜酥脆的零食并阅读其中的信息。

For the salami, I also take it and sort of put it on a little pile, almost looking like a fortune cookie and you can do a nice pile that way.

对于萨拉米香肠， 我也把它放在一个小堆上，几乎看起来像一个幸运饼干，你可以那样做一个很好的堆。