One takes brains, the other takes dark eye liner.

一个要用脑，一个要画黑眼线。

But the future is so far in the future, and I need this money now for real stuff, like gummi bears and eye liner.

但未来太远 太未来了，我现在就有正经需求 熊仔糖啊 眼线膏啊。