I'm just saying, there are other ways to protect doucheface.

我只是想说还有其他办法能保护二货脸。

I'm not gonna let you become the crazy ex who stalks doucheface.

我才不会让你变成跟踪二货脸的疯狂前女友。

I made you promise not see Frank, and then I go and hook up with doucheface?

我叫你答应我不去找弗兰克，然后我自己跟二货脸勾搭上了？

You two, prom queen and doucheface.

你们俩，舞会皇后和二货脸。

Since when do you care so much about doucheface's future?

你什么时候开始在意二货脸的未来了？

What's wrong with looking into daddy doucheface?

查查父亲干的坏事怎么了？