(upbeat jazz music) - This is a Creamsicle.

（欢快的爵士音乐）- 这是 Creamsicle。

Oh, god, I look like a demented creamsicle.

天呐 我就像一只精神紊乱的橙色棒冰。

Apologies to all the orange creamsicle fans out there.

向所有橙色奶油冰棒粉丝致歉。

It wasn't the creamsicle… I'll agree with you; it wasn't the orange creamsicle.

这不是奶油冰棒… … 我同意你的观点；这不是橙色的奶油冰棒。

You say, oh, okay, orange creamsicle, huh?

你说，哦，好吧，橙色冰棒，是吧？

Then I might… then I'll just… then I'll talk about that I don't have… I don't consume orange creamsicles.

然后我可能… … 然后我会… … 然后我会谈论我没有… … 我不吃橙色奶油冰棒。

I could have peaches and cream oatmeal, but a orange creamsicle… and I don't know what it was.

我可以吃桃子和奶油燕麦片，但要吃橙色奶油冰棒… … 我不知道那是什么。

Mango and cream bars; $3.49. Again, I don't know if you're a regular, hard… long-term listener, but I had a formative event with a orange creamsicle.

芒果和奶油棒； 3.49 美元。再说一次，我不知道你是否是一个经常的、认真的… … 长期的听众，但我有一个关于橙色奶油冰棒的形成性事件。

I've never heard of someone having a case of a bad orange creamsicle that was frozen, because they're… there's not orange or cream in a orange creamsicle, Scooter.

我从来没有听说过有人有冷冻过的橙色冰棒，因为他们… … 橙色冰棒里没有橙子或奶油，斯库特。