Representing the chefs in the blue corner, it's Sorted's very own, Benjamin " The Cookie Monster" Ebbrell.

代表蓝色角落里的厨师的是 Sorted 团队自己的大厨 ，本杰明“曲奇怪兽”艾伯瑞尔。

An open letter to Cookie Monster.

给 Cookie Monster 的公开信。

Dear Cookie Monster, Here’s the thing, man.

亲爱的 Cookie Monster，这是东西，伙计。

Cookie Monster, Kermit the Frog, Grover, or Big Bird.

Cookie Monster（曲奇怪兽）、Kermit the Frog（青蛙科米特）、Grover（葛罗弗）或Big Bird（大鸟）。

But here’s what fascinates me, Cookie Monster.

但这就是让我着迷的地方，Cookie Monster。

It's part of why Cookie Monster sounds so funny.

这就是 Cookie Monster 听起来如此有趣的部分原因。

Cookie Monster, you are the best and the worst of us.

Cookie Monster，你是我们中最好的，也是最差的。

I wouldn't be if I had my Cookie Monster with me.

要是我的甜饼怪陪着我 我就不怕了《芝麻街》人物。

And that, Cookie Monster, is what makes you a beautiful symbol for contemporary consumption.

而 Cookie Monster 就是让你成为当代消费的美丽象征的原因。

Do not mess with Cookie Monster's cookies, but a lot of Americans agree.

不要拿Cookie Monster的饼干开玩笑，但很多美国人都同意。

CNN's Vanessa Yurkevich and Sara Sidner serve up some potential answers to Cookie Monster's frustrations.

CNN的Vanessa Yurkevich和Sara Sidner为Cookie Monster的沮丧提供了一些潜在答案。

I have a more strategic, precise method, while Stuart's I'd describe as a little more caveman, Cookie Monster.

我有一个更具战略性、更精确的方法，而斯图尔特的方法， 我会描述为一个更穴居人，饼干怪物。

That's probably a tweet best left for Oscar The Grouch, instead of Cookie Monster.

这可能是一条最好留给奥斯卡·老爷子的推文，而不是Cookie Monster。

The radical hairdressers where everyone comes out looking like the cookie monster, whether they want to or not.

前卫的发型师 让每个从店里出来的人 看起来像甜饼怪 不管他们是否喜欢。

But you clearly have, even though he's a Sesame Street character, Cookie Monster, really tapping into something that many Americans are seeing and feeling right now.

但很明显，即使他只是《芝麻街》的一个角色，但Cookie Monster确实触及了许多美国人现在所看到和感受到的东西。

Hi, my name is Mari Takahashi, I play video games for a living, I share a birthday with the Cookie Monster.

- 你好，我叫 Mari Takahashi， 我以玩电子游戏为生，我和 Cookie Monster 一起过生日。

It's become so prevalent that even Sesame Street's Cookie Monster posted about it, complaining about how egregious the business practice has become.

这种事变得如此普遍，以至于甚至《芝麻街》的Cookie Monster也发表了评论，抱怨这种商业行为已经变得多么严重。

In English, the characters are given names such as Big Bird, Cookie Monster, Elmo, Grover, Bert, Ernie, and everyone's favorite, Oscar the Grouch.

在英语中， 角色的名字有大鸟、饼干怪兽、埃尔莫、格罗弗、伯特、厄尼，还有每个人都喜欢的爱发牢骚的奥斯卡。

And so you have everyone now jumping on this conversation with Cookie Monster, who said, " me hate shrinkflation. Me cookies are getting smaller."

现在你了解了每个人加入到Cookie Monster对话的情况，他说，“我讨厌缩水，我的饼干变小了。”

Here we are with my ceramic spice grinder, and into it we'll pour our peppercorns and set about grinding them in much the same way cookie monster eats cookies.

这是我的陶瓷香料研磨机，我们将把花椒倒入其中， 然后开始研磨它们， 就像饼干怪物吃饼干一样。