Would you be ready to learn some advanced calculus if it saved Celeste's pigtails?

如果能够挽救小兰的马尾辫，你愿意学习高级微积分吗？

And that would be fine if it was like advanced calculus.

如果它像高等微积分那样就好了。

My academic advisor had the bright idea that I take advanced calculus, economics, astronomy, and a ridiculously tough English course.

我的学术导师有一个绝妙的主意，让我学习高等微积分、经济学、天文学和一门难得可笑的英语课程。

What’d be almost as much of a lie as saying I took advanced differential calculus would be saying that Heathrow is quiet and calm.

说我学过高等微分学几乎是谎言，那就是说希思罗机场安静而平静。

Oddly, it's so much easier to build a machine that can do advanced calculus than it is to build one that can get milk from the fridge, recognized granny, or walk up the stairs.

奇怪的很，造一台可以做高等微积分的机器比到冰箱去拿牛奶，或者走上楼梯要容易得多。