I mean you can't even buy cat ears from the 99 cent store, don't trip, I got you, okay?

我的意思是你甚至不能从 99 美分商店购买猫耳朵，不要绊倒，我抓住你了， 好吗？

An even mixture of water and apple cider vinegar works wonders in a cats ears, don't worry it is completely safe.

水和苹果醋的均匀混合物对猫的耳朵有奇效， 别担心它是完全安全的。

Now if you's really a loser, this next one is perfect, grab some cat ears and be ready to flaunt your profession.

现在，如果你真的是一个失败者， 下一个是完美的，抓住一些猫耳朵并准备炫耀你的职业。

Are you really going to go all-out with your costume, or are you on the opposite extreme, where you just want to wear a pair of cat ears and call it a day?

你真的要全力以赴地打扮你的服装吗？或者你是否处于另一个极端，只想戴上一对猫耳朵就到此为止？