Of course it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo.

当然公司规定如果是震动棒的话 我们不能透露其拥有者是谁。

And if your transit solution doesn't look like a dildo from space, we have nothing to talk about.

如果您的运输解决方案从太空看起来不像假阳具，我们就没什么好谈的了。