Next time, go with your gay friend who is more in touch with his feelings.

下次，你跟你那多愁善感的同志朋友一起去看电影吧。

I'm his, uh, straight bro who's totally down with all your...gay stuff.

我是他的，呃，直男兄弟，我完全被你们的同志恋情征服了。

OK, and the reason I'm dressed like this is because I think it's nice to look nice for your gay husband.

我这样打扮是因为… 我要让我的同性恋丈夫有面子。

Yeah, of course. No, I want you to make yourself at home and enjoy your gay.

举手之劳 你就把这里当成自己家好好攻受吧。

Okay. Dad, it doesn't bother you in the least that your gay son is the only one tough enough to stand up to your wife?

好吧。老爸，你的同性恋儿子是唯一敢直面你老婆的人，你就一点没感到悲哀吗？