It looks like I shaved with a wood chipper.

看上去就像用削木机削过一样。

If I hadn't told my brother Stumpy not to clear out the wood chipper by hand, we'd still be calling him Edward.

要不是我让我弟弟矮胖墩别用手去清理碎木机 他就不会有这外号 还是爱德华了。