You know, my cousin went to hell on a football scholarship.

知道吗？我表弟靠足球奖学金上的“地狱大学”。

But then Uncle Sam came knocking and everything immediately went to hell.

但后来山姆大叔来敲门，一切马上就完蛋了。

Ah, the whole place went to hell when they stopped putting ice in the urinals.

自从他们不再往小便斗里放冰块，那地方就一落千丈了。

Well, hold on. And this is where it all went to hell in a hand basket. It was a bee-bee gun.

等一下。这个事件一发不可收拾了。那是把气枪。

It's bad enough we went to hell and back.

从鬼门关走一圈回来已经够不幸的。

Ya know, my cousin went to hell on a football scholarship.

你知道吗, 我表弟刚得到地狱的橄榄球奖学金。

But then that went to hell, so we redid the kitchen.

结果你们闹翻了 我们重新装修了厨房。

Ya know, my cousin went to hell on a football scholarship.

我表弟靠着足球奖学金进了地狱。

First there was dad, who left you for his secretary, and then Mike...He was the love of your life, and it still went to hell.

先是爸爸为了小秘离开了你，之后是麦克他是你一生的挚爱，但是你们还是玩完了。

'She is totally pure! 'he replied, and felt that he had to tell that lie, even if he went to hell there and then for it.

“她是完全纯洁的！”他回答道，他觉得自己一定要撒那个谎，哪怕他要为此在此时此地下地狱。