If you're a dog lover, and someone asks you how you are, you could say, " if I had a tail, I would wag it." (laughing) And you can also have a couple of flirty ones.

如果你是一个爱狗人士， 有人问你好吗，你可以说，“如果我有尾巴， 我会摇它。 ” （笑）你也可以有几个轻浮的。

If Gyp had had a tail he would doubtless have wagged it, but being destitute of that vehicle for his emotions, he was like many other worthy personages, destined to appear more phlegmatic than nature had made him.

如果 Gyp 有尾巴，他无疑会摇尾巴，但由于缺乏表达情感的工具，他就像许多其他有价值的人物一样，注定要显得比自然使他更加冷漠。