True Confessions Day is the day to do it.

忏悔日就是让你来忏悔的。

So what I did was I bought a True Confessions magazine.

所以我买了一本《真爱告白》杂志。

True Confessions magazines were for ladies, but they said all I needed was to—so I selected two paragraphs out of such a story.

《真爱告白》杂志是为女士们编写的，但他们说我所需要的就是这样——所以我从这样一个故事中选取了两段。

Well, since we're doing true confessions, Carlos and I once broke a waterbed in Cancoon.

既然我们在做真诚忏悔，Carlos和我曾经在Cancoon弄破了一张水床。