Come on, let's give these tossers something to talk about.

来吧给这些蠢货们找点话题。

But things might have turned out differently, per Frantisek Bartos, a graduate student at the University of Amsterdam, if people were not such wobbly tossers.

但是阿姆斯特丹大学的研究生弗兰蒂泽克·巴托斯认为，如果抛硬币的人不摇晃的话，事情可能会有不同的结果。