You've got to be shitting me.

这是在逗我吗。

You have gotta be shitting me!

你一定是耍我开心吧！

That woman didn't make her case, and I'm not letting my country's justice system go to shit on my watch.

那个女人的案子站不住脚，我也不会让我的国家的司法体制在我的手上沾上污点。

You want one for every bedroom, and then one for guests, so that they don't have to shit in your bedroom.

- 您希望每间卧室都有一个， 然后为客人提供一个，这样他们就不必在您的卧室里拉屎。

Bedroom plus one, may we all be so lucky to have guests over who don't have to shit in your bedroom.

卧室加一间，愿我们都很幸运，有客人来，而不必在你的卧室里拉屎。

I genuinely believe you should, and what it turns out is in France, a lot of Nazis in that country use the fact that these players are of African descent to shit on their Frenchness, you know.

我真的相信你应该这样做， 结果是在法国，那个国家的很多纳粹分子利用这些球员是非洲裔的事实来嘲笑他们的法国人， 你知道的。

And you stood there with your stupid leg up in the air, telling me that the student was no match for the master and all it took was one doctored picture for you to shit the bed!

而你目空一切地站在那儿，告诉我姜还是老的辣但他只用了一张伪造的照片就玩死你了！