What the hell you doing? You lost your mind?

你搞什么鬼 疯了吗？

Don't know how the hell you did it.

真不知道你怎么办到的。

I...look, I don't even understand what the hell you do here, what-- why would I make an appointment?

我......我甚至都不知道你在这里到底是做什么的，我为什么要预约？

(audience laughs) How the hell you don't want Olive Garden?

（全场大笑）你他妈的怎么不想要Olive Garden？

Oh, what the hell? You don't sneak up like that.

搞什么鬼 别这么鬼鬼祟祟地靠近我。

What the hell you do I won't remember I'll be gone until November And you'll show up again next summer, yeah!

你做了什么，我一点不记得我11月才回来你明年夏天再次出现 耶！

You can walk into a book store – right now! – and buy at least ten books written by credentialed experts on how the hell you do it.

你可以去一家书店 --现在！--至少买十本资深专家写的书，他们会告诉你怎麽做。