My mom used to make very elaborate Thanksgivings.

我妈妈以前在感恩节会做很多菜。

So for you today I present my first thanksgiving.

所以今天，我奉上我的第一个感恩节。

And it was Turkey's best Thanksgiving ever!

这是火鸡有史以来最好的感恩节！

We hope you have a wonderful Thanksgiving.

希望大家度过一个完美的感恩节。

It's the first thanksgiving I spent with your family.

这是我跟你家人度过的第一个感恩节。

Might be the first thanksgiving in a while that I actually remember.

也许是好久以来 第一个我能记住的感恩节。

It's better to sacrifice one Thanksgiving for many other future happier Thanksgivings.

为了将来更快乐的感恩节，最好牺牲一个感恩节。

The kind of trouble where it's almost Thanksgiving... and you're the main course.

几乎是感恩节的那种麻烦......你是主菜。

You know, I think it's good I waited this long to have a real Thanksgiving.

你知道吗 我觉得这真是太好了 我等了这么久终于等到了一个真正的感恩节。

I mean, who gets wasted on thanksgiving?

我是说 谁会在感恩节喝的烂醉？

These higher prices could potentially change Thanksgiving plans.

物价上涨可能会改变人们的感恩节计划。

It wouldn't be thanksgiving without the contest.

没有比赛 就不是感恩节了。

They will celebrate it with thanksgiving, with festivity, with bonfires, and illuminations.

他们将以感恩心情、节日欢腾、以篝火与斑斓灯饰庆贺这一伟大神圣时刻的到来。

Thanksgiving that year came on the twenty-fourth of November.

那年的感恩节是在11月24日。

In 1621, the first recorded Thanksgiving feast took place.

1621年，有记载的第一次感恩节宴会举行了。

Thanksgiving is always celebrated on the last Thursday in November.

感恩节总是在11月最后的星期四被庆祝。

Interesting! I am amazed how big and delicious thanksgiving dinners are!

很有趣! 我很好奇盛大有美味的感恩节晚餐会是什么样的。

So I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm very thankful that all of your Thanksgivings sucked.

谢天谢地你们的感恩节计划都砸了。

That gobbles up almost all our time in this pre-Thanksgiving show.

以上就是这个感恩节之前这期节目的全部内容。

I mean, I was gonna go back east for thanksgiving anyway.

反正感恩节我也要回纽约。