So you only like tee shirt monkeys?

所以你只喜欢T恤上那种猴子图案？

You just have a tee shirt, shorts, that's about it, pants.

只要穿T恤、短裤或裤子就行了。

Well, then you have to buy special tee shirts so you can show your tattoo.

那你就要买一件特殊的T恤，可以露出你的纹身。

I mean a tee shirt that is just until here and then it shows this spot.

我的意思是，那种T恤很短，然后你就可以露出纹身的部位了。

Like you see this tee shirt right here?

就像你在这里看到这件 T 恤一样？

He comes in jeans, a tee shirt, frumpy.

他穿着牛仔裤，T 恤，邋遢。

Yo. I haven't worn a black tee shirt in years.

-哟。 我已经很多年没穿过黑色 T 恤了。

Nordstrom's got a good brand of white tee shirts.

Nordstrom 有一个很好的白色 T 恤品牌。

Sock money and tee shirt money will not pay for a wedding.

袜子钱和 T 恤衫钱不会支付婚礼费用。

(audience laughing) Sock money and tee shirt money will not buy a house.

（众笑）袜子钱T恤钱买不起房子。

I much more prefer sunny days with blue sky and clear sun like your tee shirt, you know, it would be nice.

我更喜欢晴朗的天气，蓝天白云，太阳就像你的T恤一样明亮，那样很好。

My favorite animal to eat is chicken but if we're talking about cuteness, monkeys, you can see on my tee shirt I love monkeys.

我最喜欢吃的动物是鸡，不过如果我们讨论的是可爱的动物，那我喜欢猴子，你可以看到我穿的T恤上就有猴子图案，我喜欢猴子。

(audience laughs) After I gave out the wrong name, that same Christmas I came up with the tee shirt that said Merry Easter.

（观众笑）在我说错名字后，同一个圣诞节， 我想出了一件印有复活节快乐的 T 恤。

I'm also in the best pair of pajamas right now which you can't see and I just wanna live in, but I will take the the pajamas on and put on jeans and a tee shirt and maybe some Birkenstocks.

我现在也穿着最好的睡衣，你看不到，我只想住在里面，但我会穿上睡衣，穿上牛仔裤和 T 恤，也许还会穿上 Birkenstocks。