Right.  Just follow my three or four tips, and you won't have to have a wooden leg or a stomach pump!

对。只要遵照我的三四个建议，你就不会被迫变成千杯不倒或者去医院洗胃！

I'll be right back with your water and a stomach pump.

我马上给您上水和洗胃器。

But as the night we took her in to get her stomach pumped.

人们记得的只是 最后送她去洗胃。

And you see on a Friday night, Saturday night, all the teenagers coming in and getting their stomach pumped.

你会看到在周五晚上、周六晚上，所有的青少年都进来洗胃。