And whoever that someone was had the greatest job in the world.

不管那个人是谁，他都拥有世界上最伟大的工作。

If someone was having my baby, I'd wanna know about it.

如果有人即将生下我的孩子, 我会想知道的。

I mean, if someone was having my baby somewhere, I'd wanna know about it.

如果有人怀了我的孩子，我会想要知道的。

Yeah, so, uh, so, uh, what's the deal with this father guy, I mean, if someone was having my baby somewhere, I'd wanna know about it, you know?

是的，那么，嗯，就是，嗯，孩子的爸爸怎么回事？我是说，如果有人即将生下我的孩子，我会想知道的，你懂我的意思么？

You know what, one time someone was having a conversation with someone while they were cutting my hair they cut it too, like way too short for Stranger Things.

你知道吗，有一次有人在给我理发的时候和别人聊天，结果剪太短了，不适合《怪奇物语》。