Oh, he owns Earthgear Apparel. I have their ski pants.

他是" 地球人" 服装企业的老板。我的滑雪裤就是这牌子的。

I put my ski pants on backwards.

我把滑雪裤穿反了。

What happened? - Well, my last pair of jeans exploded, I can't wear skirts because my thighs are growing hair faster than I can shave it, so I'm wearing ski pants to my own baby shower.

怎么了？ - 我的上一条牛仔裤穿不上了，我不能穿裙子，因为我的大腿长毛了剃都剃不及，所以我只能穿着滑雪裤来参加自己的迎婴派对。