With a turkey baster and tender loving  care, Mary accomplished the impossible.

凭借火鸡涂油和温柔的关怀，玛丽完成了不可能的任务。

Well, I knew you thought that you were pregnant, and I don't see you going the turkey baster route, so I just assumed that you had a boyfriend.

我知道你以为你自己怀孕了，但我没看见人工受精管，所以我觉得你应该有男朋友。

Once the eggs hatched, Mary used a turkey baster to swap out the  dirty water the crabs swam around in, changing the metaphorical diaper of thousands of baby crabs.

蛋孵化后，玛丽用火鸡涂油器更换了螃蟹游动的脏水，换掉了数千只小螃蟹的尿布。