Aren't these people gonna barf into our mouths and absorb us?

这些人不会吐我们一嘴把我们吸收掉吗？

Aaand I'm sorry that we're ending with barf. But, we are.

我很抱歉我们以呕吐结束。但是我们只能如此。

My date barfed on my dress and then tried to feel me up.

我的男伴吐在我裙子上了，然后还想挑逗我。

I'm in bed with the flu, and I'm green and barfing.

我得了流感睡在床上，我难受极了。

Not really. My new boyfriend is someone else's husband. I barfed all over my Louboutins.

不咋地。我的新男朋友居然已为人夫。名牌高跟鞋里全是呕吐物。

Well, then, I will fix you a very nice bowl of peaches and cottage cheese. -Ew, barf.

这样的话，我会给你准备一碗香喷喷的桃子和松软干酪。-额，真恶心。

Did he mean literal purging? I mean I guess a good barf can be cathartic in a sense.

他所说的净化就是字面上的净化吗？我的意思是 我想好的呕吐物在某种意义上可以起到净化(通便)作用。

All of my clothes smell like barf. I don't have time to shower, much less get a haircut.

我的衣服闻起来跟呕吐物差不多。我没时间洗澡，更别提剪头发了。

Eww, he sounds like he's barfing!

Eww，他听起来像是在呕吐！

We got about 30 seconds...before one of them craps, barfs, or all three just lose their minds. - Yep.

顶多三十秒… … 不是这个拉了，就是那个吐了，或者三个都乱套了。 - 没错。

That's the first time you've ever barfed on your own show?

这是你第一次在自己的节目中吐槽？

Smells like if death could barf.

闻起来就像是死神的呕吐物。

I've proven I can take care of animals, I even sweep up the cats barf.

我已经证明我可以照顾动物，我什至清扫了猫的呕吐物。

It doesn't take long for my brain to get confused, and then mad enough at me to make me barf.

没过多久，我的大脑就变得混乱，然后对我足够生气，然后我就会呕吐。

Sorry, my barfs tend to come in threes.

- 抱歉， 我的呕吐物往往是三个。

(rock chord) - That sounded like a yak barfing.

（ 摇滚和弦）- 听起来像是牦牛的呕吐声。

Or if you like, barf in the car.

- 或者，如果你愿意， 可以在车里吐。

My parents always had a barf bag ready.

我的父母总是准备好一个呕吐袋。

You barfed up your whole childhood.

你吐了整个童年。

I eat it all, I get sick, and then I barf.

我把它全吃了，我生病了，然后我呕吐了。