Okay, well, it's your fault he's still potty training.

好吧，好吧，他还在练习控制大小便是你的错。

Is this like a diary? No, that's my potty training journal.

这就跟日记一样吗？不是，那是我的如厕训练日志。

Which I think should start with potty training, but I'm not a screenwriter.

个人认为应该从如厕训练开始，可惜我不是编剧。

Really, your potty training journal? - Yeah.

不是吧 你的如厕训练日志啊 -是的。

Potty training took on the momentous feeling of an unknown country.

如厕训练呈现出一种陌生国度的重要感觉。

Smart. Ask how old I was when I completed potty training.

机智 记得问问我是多大的时候能够自己独立上厕所的。

Sheldon, you don't give your mother enough credit. She's warm, she's loving, she doesn't glue electrodes to your head to measure your brain waves while potty training.

谢尔顿，你对你妈妈的评价有失偏颇，她是个温暖慈爱的人，不会在你学用婴儿便盆时就把电极粘到你头上来测脑电波。

We still have backlog stories, which is a fancy agile term for pushing failure to a later date, in Lubuto's case, drooling and potty training.

我们仍然有积压的故事， 这是一个奇特的敏捷术语， 用于将失败推迟到以后的日期，在 Lubuto 的案例中， 流口水和便盆训练。