Howard, your scooter is blocking my car. Aw, did you get pinkeye again?

霍华德你的摩托挡住我的车了。你又得红眼病了？

This ain't no pinkeye. It's the living dead.

这不是红眼病 而是活死人。

Can you get pinkeye? - I have to go.

你能得红眼病吗 -我得挂了。

Ah! Right. Why don't I have pinkeye then?

哦是吗 那为啥我没得红眼病呢？

Yeah, I'm afraid the two of you have pinkeye.

没错 你们都染上了红眼病。