There are even screamologists, PhDs who study loud human vocalizations.

甚至还有尖叫学家，即研究人类大声发声的博士。

PhDs, ex-military, a retired science teacher. And a few engineers.

哲学博士，特种兵，退休科学教师，还有几个工程师。

Sure, this scatological costume might fool a bunch of PhDs.

是的，这种污秽式伪装也许愚弄了一群博士。

And I saw, actually, in many business environments, that MIT PhDs worked for Harvard MBAs.

事实上，我在许多商业环境中看到，麻省理工学院的博士为哈佛的 MBA 工作。

In other words, a drone in the sky is better than two PhDs in the bush.

换句话说，无人机在空中作业比两位博士蹲在灌木丛更好。

So why isn't everyone staying in school and getting PhDs?

那么为什么不是每个人都留在学校并获得博士学位呢？

Teachers here doesn't mean, however, people who have their PhDs.

然而，这里的老师并不是指拥有博士学位的人。

Uh, maybe using one of your four PhDs?

或许用你的四个博士学位之一？

Many of them also have PhDs.

他们中的许多人还拥有博士学位。

It's more about being a serious guy with two maths PhDs.

这更像是一位拥有两个数学博士学位的严肃的人。

But you know, two PhDs is really where it's at nowadays.

但是你知道，现在确实有两个博士学位。

I have PhDs in chemical engineering and petroleum exploration.

我有化学工程和石油勘探的博士学位。

After two hours, I had economic PhDs posting in all caps.

两小时后 一群经济学博士都用大写回复。

" We have more physics and maths phds than some big universities, " jokes Alexei Kondratyev, head of data analytics at Standard Chartered.

渣打银行的数据分析负责人阿列克谢·康德拉特耶夫（Alexei Kondratyev）打趣说：“我们这里的物理和数学博士比一些大型大学还多。”

And advanced degrees like medical degrees or PhDs can tack on another 4 to 6 years on top of that.

医学学位或博士学位等高级学位可以再增加 4 到 6 年。

All master's degrees will be upgraded to PhDs. And all MBA students will be immediately transferred to a white collar prison.

所有硕士学位将升级为博士学位。所有MBA学生将立即被转移到白领监狱。

While options of Master's degrees, PhDs and other postgraduate qualifications exist, many students leave after obtaining their Bachelor's and head into the world of work.

虽然有硕士学位、博士学位和其他研究生学历的选择，但许多学生在获得学士学位后离开学校，进入职场。

MQ Wong and Tony Xang got their PhDs from Stanford and then started a drone camera robotics company and they didn't stay in California.

MQ Wong 和 Tony Xang 从斯坦福大学获得博士学位，然后创办了一家无人机相机机器人公司， 他们并没有留在加州。

So please promise me that you will join me on my journey to make sure that there are lots of Harvard MBAs working for MIT PhDs in the future.

所以请答应我，你会和我一起踏上我的旅程，以确保未来有很多哈佛 MBA 为麻省理工学院的博士工作。

That first class alone of NYU Abu Dhabi graduates now boasts 8 doctors, 13 lawyers, 12 MBAs (It's just the first class, mind you), 18 PhDs in fields ranging from Computational Biology to Politics.

纽约大学阿布扎比分校的一流毕业生现在拥有 8 名医生、13 名律师、12 名 MBA（请注意，这只是一流的）和 18 名博士学位，领域涵盖从计算生物学到政治学等领域。