I-I-I think I accidentally, on purpose, subconsciously, willfully, burned our kitchen down.

我觉得我不小心，成心地，下意识地，故意地烧了咱们的厨房。

Don't forget the mail you took accidentally on purpose so you'd have an excuse to talk to her. Oh, right, right, right, right.

别忘了带上你“无意”拿到的信件，这样你就有借口跟她说话了。噢，对，对。