I would never mess with him and have an onion bagel before the show.

我永远不会惹他生气，也不会在演出前吃洋葱百吉饼。

I take my bagel, plain bagel on a day that I'm not gonna be in front of somebody's face, onion bagel if I'm gonna be speaking closely to people.

如果我不会在别人面前出现时，我会吃原味贝果，如果我要和人近距离交谈，我就吃洋葱贝果。