I loved the wizard-like academic robes that all the professors wore.

我喜欢所有教授都穿着的巫师般的学术长袍。

Maybe the metaphorical academic robe of the future is more of a patchwork cape?

也许未来的隐喻学术长袍更像是一件拼布斗篷？

The whole business of obscenity, I don’t think there’s anything certainly more unseemly than the sight of a rock star in academic robes.

整个淫秽的事情，我认为没有什么比看到一个穿着学术长袍的摇滚明星更不体面的了。