My mom just texted me, (relaxed lounge music) Love you, period.

- 我妈妈刚给我发短信，（轻松的休息室音乐）爱你，期间。

This is the last time (relaxed lounge music) I'm playing chess with you ever again.

- 这是最后一次（轻松的休闲音乐）我又和你下棋了。

I'll offer you 4.50 (relaxed lounge music) for a burger and fries.

- 我出价 4.50（轻松的休息室音乐）来买汉堡和薯条。

I spent half the afternoon (relaxed lounge music) cutting the neighbor's grass, just doing him a favor.

- 我花了半个下午（轻松的休闲音乐）给邻居割草，只是帮他一个忙。

(relaxed lounge music) I'm beyond the point of yelling and coming up with clever insults.

（轻松的休息室音乐）我已经超出了大喊大叫和巧妙侮辱的地步。

Hey guys, why would you ask (relaxed lounge music) if I'm okay?

- 嘿伙计们，你们为什么要问（轻松的休息室音乐）我是否还好？

I'd like to renew (relaxed lounge music) my driver's license, please.

- 我想更新（轻松的休息室音乐）我的驾照。

This online recipe (relaxed lounge music) is killing me!

- 这个在线食谱（轻松的休息室音乐）让我很生气！

Thanks to this outbreak, (upbeat lounge music) civilization is sure to collapse, and you know what that means?

- 由于这次爆发， （欢快的休息室音乐）文明肯定会崩溃，你知道那意味着什么吗？

Along with Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Junior, Peter Lawford and Joey Bishop, Sinatra performed a mixture of stand-up comedy and lounge music at the best casinos in town.

辛纳屈与迪安·马丁、小萨米·戴维斯、彼特·劳福德和乔伊·毕晓普一起，在镇上最好的赌场表演了一场脱口秀和沙发音乐的混合表演。

Aside from the army of flesh-eaters 10 feet above our heads, (upbeat lounge music) this is such a cozy bunker!

- 除了我们头顶上方 10 英尺处的食肉者大军之外，（欢快的休闲音乐）这真是一个舒适的掩体！

Now, why the heck (upbeat lounge music) did I think that the mall (zombies moaning) would a good place to ride out the end of the world?

- 现在，我到底为什么（欢快的休息室音乐）认为购物中心（僵尸呻吟）是安然度过世界末日的好地方？

Everything's okay, (relaxed lounge music) it's just that everything that's wrong in the world is my fault in one way or another, and I'm not doing anyone any good.

- 一切都好， （轻松的休闲音乐）只是世界上所有的错误都是我的错，我对任何人都没有好处。

(upbeat lounge music) If this anything like my " Walking Dead" fan fiction, all we have to do is hunker down someplace safe until we're rescued by a mysterious lady with a crossbow.

（欢快的休息室音乐）如果这与我的“行尸走肉” 同人小说有什么相似之处，我们所要做的就是躲在安全的地方， 直到被一位拿着十字弓的神秘女士救出。

This room is so ugly, (relaxed lounge music) my hair is a mess, I feel super bloated, Starbucks ran out of the syrup for the gingerbread latte I wanted, the world is a horrible place, and my life is crap!

- 这个房间太丑了， （放松的休息室音乐）我的头发乱糟糟的，我觉得超级臃肿， 星巴克用完了我想要的姜饼拿铁的糖浆，世界是个可怕的地方， 我的生活一团糟！