You think he's using my loofah?

你觉得他在用我的丝瓜络吗？

" I want to show you my loofah." Urgh!

我想让你看看我的丝瓜！

Some people like to scrub their body using a sponge called a loofah to make their skin smoother.

有些人喜欢用一种叫做丝瓜络的海绵擦洗身体，以使皮肤更光滑。

We got some charm stuck on your loofah.

有些魅力卡在你的丝瓜筋上了。

I'm probably washing my entire body with Garnier Fructis shampoo on my loofah.

我可能在丝瓜络上用 Garnier Fructis 洗发水清洗全身。

I immediately hop in the shower, I'm probably washing my entire body with Garnier Fructis shampoo on my loofah, cause I don't know, I'm that stereotypical person.

我立即跳进淋浴间，我可能在丝瓜络上用 Garnier Fructis 洗发水清洗全身， 因为我不知道， 我就是那个刻板印象的人。