My guess is they used a smurf attack.

我猜他们用了Smurf程序攻击我们。

Either your water just broke, or you pee like a smurf.

不是你破水了 就是你在尿蓝精灵尿。

So it's like I'm a witch and you're a smurf.

比如我是个女巫 而你是个蓝精灵。

So you're saying you can't relate to me because you've never been a smurf?

所以你是说 咱俩不是同一个世界的人因为你从没当过蓝精灵吗？

I've only lived like a witch. I've never lived like a smurf.

我一辈子都当个女巫 没当过蓝精灵。

Now you know what it's like to be a smurf.

现在你知道当蓝精灵是什么感觉了。