Almost as much as I love lickin' myself!

就像我最爱舔自己一样！

Is, is someone lickin' my head?

谁在舔我的头？

It's, it's not that I don't appreciate all the lickin', 'cause I do, but I'm, I'm more of a Band-Aid kind of guy.

我很感谢你好心帮我舔伤口，但给我包扎一下更好。