I'm not saying that I'm a lesbian. I'm just saying that this happened.

我不是说我是同性恋 我只是说那件事发生了。

And you never knew she was a lesbian.

你从来都不知道她是女同性恋。

Or she prefers to be a lesbian, which happens.

或是女主角更喜欢女人 这是人生常态。

He's not going to think I'm a lesbian.

他才不会认为我是拉拉。

Imagine if Carol hadn't realized she was a lesbian.

真的，要是卡萝没发现 她是同性恋。

What's the story here? Are you a lesbian now?

怎么回事 你现在变弯了吗？

Oh, 'cause I'm a lesbian, I'm automatically a vegetarian?

因为我是拉拉 我就肯定是个素食主义者吗？

And Carol and I had some good times before she became a lesbian.

在凯罗变成女同性恋之前 我们度过许多快乐的时光。

Was it because the woman was straight or because she was a lesbian?

因为你前妻是异性恋 或因为她是同性恋？

He is super sexy and fashionable; lots of people think I am a lesbian.

他特别性感、时尚；很多人以为我是女同性恋。

Ms Butler is a lesbian and only the third black female senator ever.

巴特勒是一名女同性恋者，也是历史上第三位黑人女参议员。

I mean, 'cause you know that, that means that she's a lesbian, right?

你俩也知道，要那么说她就是拉拉。

Hey, I married a lesbian to make you look good.

嘿 我可是娶了个蕾丝边好让你看起来没那么失败。

And so I respect my daughters, my daughter is a lesbian, that's her choice.

所以我尊重我的女儿，我女儿是女同性恋，这是她的选择。

You're obviously worried there's a lesbian inside of you trying to get out.

你一直在担心你内心的同性恋蠢蠢欲动。

Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... (They all stare at him.) Did I say that out loud?

有时真希望自己也是个女同志。我刚刚大声说出来了吗？

In modern times, one might assume that she was a lesbian, was asexual, perhaps even transgender.

在现代，人们可能会认为她是同性恋、无性恋甚至变性人。

We've got dads, we've got lesbians, the whole parenting team.

爸爸，女同志… … 全部的父母都会去。

Lesbian friend necklace? 'cause we're freaky like that?

女同项链啊? 我们看起来有那么怪咖？

Why would I marry her, if I thought on any level that... that she was a lesbian?

如果当初我有一丝一毫感觉她是个蕾丝边 我为什么和她结婚呢？