I wanted to be, I kid you not, I wanted to be a logician when I was a teenager.

我想成为 不骗你们，我年轻的时候想成为一名逻辑学家。

I get a lot of essays and it's like 600 words, 700 words, 800 words, I kid you not.

我收到了很多作文，大概有 600 字，700 字，800 字，我不骗你。

I ripped my pants, I kid you not.

我把裤子扯破了，我没骗你。

[Narrator] The Academy award nomination was for best screenplay, I kid you not.

- [旁白] 奥斯卡奖提名是最佳剧本奖，我不骗你。

Hands down is the best food you will ever eat, and I kid you not.

毫无疑问，这是您吃过的最好的食物，我没有开玩笑。

VALERIE TROUET: I kid you not,  they're almost identical.

VALERIE TROUET：我没有骗你，它们几乎是一样的。

God didn't make your dreams come true business, that's real talk, I kid you not.

上帝并没有让你的梦想成真，这是真的，我没有骗你。

Now here's the fascinating part: October of 2014, I kid you not.

现在是令人着迷的部分：2014 年 10 月，我没有骗你。

(Applause) I kid you not -- did you know that the prison phone business created a billion-dollar industry?

（掌声） 我没骗你——你知道监狱电话业务创造了一个价值数十亿美元的产业吗？

Smartest man I ever met in my life, I kid you not, if it wasn't for him, I'm not standing here today.

我一生中遇到过的最聪明的人， 我没有骗你，如果不是他， 我今天就不会站在这里。

That is Geoff, and inside of the building there, you will find, I kid you not, what are probably the most precise measuring devices ever built by human hands, and they are clocks, very, very fancy clocks.

这是 Geoff，在这栋建筑里，你会发现，我可没跟你开玩笑，也许是人类手工打造的最精确的测量设备，那就是时钟，非常非常精美的时钟。

I kid you not, the entire night all these guys kept coming up to me saying, " I love your style. You're really looking good in your look. I just wanna let you know, you killin' 'em tonight."

我不骗你，整个晚上所有这些家伙都走过来对我说，“我喜欢你的风格。你看起来真的很不错。我只想让你知道，今晚你把我们迷晕了。”