Obviously, it was quite a shock. But it's good news any way you slice it.

很显然，事情有点出人意料。但是不管怎么想，这都是个好消息。

Well, we split up, so it's at least half my fault any way you slice it.

我们分开了，不管怎么说都有我的错在里面。

It’s the truth, any way you slice it.

【slice】不管你怎么想，这是事实。

Any way you slice it, I'm going to bleed you dry.

不管你怎么玩 我都会把你们榨干。