I feel like I'm looking at a funhouse mirror.

我觉得我在看一面哈哈镜。

First of all, you would see the strangest funhouse mirror in the universe.

首先，你会看见宇宙有史以来最奇特的哈哈镜。

Over here is actually number eight, the flower funhouse that I'm gonna be cleaning today.

这里其实是8号，我今天要打扫的花店。

Maybe we could meet up behind a tent, or the funhouse.

或许我们可以在帐篷后面见面，或者是欢乐屋。

I wiII not caIm down. We Iive in a funhouse here.

我不能冷静。咱们家都成乐趣屋了。

Do not get drawn into Barney Stinson's circus tent of funhouse mirrors and flawed logic.

别掉进Barney Stinson幻想和谬论当中。

But puberty left me this funhouse mirror dryad: teeth set at science fiction angles, crooked nose, face donkey-long and pox-marked where the hormones went finger-painting.

依照科幻小说角度排列的牙齿、歪鼻子、脸有如驴子般长、还布满荷尔蒙大玩指印画时留下的浓疱疤痕。

State fairs often have something called a " funhouse" (one word), where you can walk in can see some scary things or exciting things.

州集市通常有一个叫做“funhouse” （一个词）的东西，你可以走进去看到一些可怕的东西或令人兴奋的东西。